Some people think composting is just for people who don't wear shoes or have huge backyards. It's not.

Composting is finally catching on in mainstream America as a great way to reduce waste and keep your plants healthy. And no, I'm not biased—I'm not typing this from a solar powered commune, I wear shoes when outdoors, and own not a single tie-dye shirt. I can genuinely say, objectively, that composting has arrived. How do I know? Simple. Composters are now being marketed and sold to bourgeois households everywhere.

And this is a good thing, especially for us apartment and house dwellers looking for an easy way to green our lives, and who linger in the healthy limbo between yuppie and hippie.

Behold: The Classy Home Composter