Woody Harrelson is a vegan but the character he plays in his latest film, Zombieland, loves Twinkies. Problem? Not so much. "My character is searching for the ultimate comfort food, which to him is not another human being but a Twinkie," says Harrelson. "I'm not a Twinkie lover. I don't do sugar or dairy either. When we finally shot my Twinkie-eating scene in the movie, they had to give me a specially made mock Twinkie made of corn meal. It could spur a healthy Twinkie revolution."

Hmmm...maybe Woody is the new Twinkie the Kid because--as Howdy Doody can tell you--the original recipe is far from green or healthy. So, I wonder, can a Twinkie be vegan and organic? Is the revolution upon us?

Enter the subversive gang at Vegan Lunch Box with their...

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